i said my last girlfriend was the craziest bitch i've ever met She said "challenge Accepted"

i said my last girlfriend was the craziest bitch i've ever met She said

I asked: "Did you see the Valentine's day card i left you?" She said: "TL;DR"

I asked:

i said my last girlfriend was the craziest bitch i've ever met She said "challenge Accepted"

i said my last girlfriend was the craziest bitch i've ever met She said

I said: "You should touch my penis, it feels nice." She said: "Get me karma."

I said:

Forgets your birthday gets you karma for cakeday

Forgets your birthday gets you karma for cakeday

Do you even enjoy having sex with me anymore? "Do I have 'ama' written on my fucking forehead?"

Do you even enjoy having sex with me anymore?

i said my last girlfriend was the craziest bitch i've ever met She said "challenge Accepted"

i said my last girlfriend was the craziest bitch i've ever met She said

do you want to come join me in the bedroom? omg! come look at this cat!

do you want to come join me in the bedroom? omg! come look at this cat!

i told her i wanted to have sex she told me that she was too busy looking for something original to reply to the Redditors Wife meme

i told her i wanted to have sex she told me that she was too busy looking for something original to reply to the Redditors Wife meme

I asked her how her trip to China was going All she wanted to talk about was how she missed her reddit cake ay

I asked her how her trip to China was going All she wanted to talk about was how she missed her reddit cake ay

I told her to shave her legs she said she's wearing pants today

I told her to shave her legs she said she's wearing pants today

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