So you missed a lot of your childhood That's because you secretly want to become an adult baby.

So you missed a lot of your childhood That's because you secretly want to become an adult baby. - So you missed a lot of your childhood That's because you secretly want to become an adult baby.  Overzealous Psych. Grad.

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Oh, So you love your mum? That's because you secretly want to kill your dad and have sex with her

Oh, So you love your mum? That's because you secretly want to kill your dad and have sex with her

So you dreamt of a carrot? That's because you're secretly gay and want to have sex with your brother.

So you dreamt of a carrot? That's because you're secretly gay and want to have sex with your brother.

Cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had "I think it's because I have daddy issues."

Cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had

He fondles your breasts during foreplay? definite MOMMY ISSUES!

He fondles your breasts during foreplay? definite MOMMY ISSUES!

You're angry that your boyfriend spends too much time with his friends? That's because of your penis envy.

You're angry that your boyfriend spends too much time with his friends? That's because of your penis envy.

oh, you did something? That's because you want to have sex with a family member

oh, you did something? That's because you want to have sex with a family member

oh, you like guys with long hair That's because you secretly want to kill your dad and have sex with your mom

oh, you like guys with long hair That's because you secretly want to kill your dad and have sex with your mom

So you own two cats? you're suffering from severe depression

So you own two cats? you're suffering from severe depression

So you missed a lot of your childhood That's because you secretly want to become an adult baby.

So you missed a lot of your childhood That's because you secretly want to become an adult baby.

A latte? I *knew* you weren't breastfed!

A latte? I *knew* you weren't breastfed!
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