from new jersey isn't a douche bag

from new jersey isn't a douche bag - from new jersey isn't a douche bag  Jon Stewart

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Well it looks tonight like, in Missouri, Claire McCaskill has legitimately raped Todd Akin. Electorally speaking.

Well it looks tonight like, in Missouri,  Claire McCaskill has legitimately raped Todd Akin. Electorally speaking.

from new jersey isn't a douche bag

from new jersey isn't a douche bag

Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake

Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion  ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake

To the people who are upset about their hard earned tax money going to things the don't like, welcome to the fucking club. Everyone pays for shit they don't want to all the time. You know what, reimburse me for the iraq war and oil subsidies, and diaphr

To the people who are upset about their hard earned tax money going to things the don't like, welcome to the fucking club.  Everyone pays for shit they don't want to all the time.  You know what, reimburse me for the iraq war and oil subsidies, and diaphr

Try as I might I'm having difficulty giving a fuck

Try as I might I'm having difficulty giving a fuck

The Tea Party namesake - you’re named after the most celebrated act of theft and vandalism of private property in our nation’s history! And you can’t stomach a little park camping?

The Tea Party namesake - you’re named after the most celebrated act of theft and vandalism of private property in our nation’s history! And you can’t stomach a little park camping?

The biggest problem with the denizens of Bullshit Mountain is they act like their shit don't stink. If they have success, they built it. If they failed, the government ruined it for them. If they get a break, they deserve it. If you get a break, it's a h

 The biggest problem with the denizens of Bullshit Mountain is they act like their shit don't stink.
If they have success, they built it.
If they failed, the government ruined it for them.
If they get a break, they deserve it.
If you get a break, it's a h

have you seen it on weed?

 have you seen it on weed?

Facts do tend to have a liberal bias.

 Facts do tend to have a liberal bias.

I could never wrap my head around why the world and the President that Republicans describe, bear so little resemblance to the world and the President that I experience. And now I know why. There is a President Obama that only Republicans can see.

 I could never wrap my head around why the world and the President that Republicans describe, bear so little resemblance to the world and the President that I experience.  And now I know why. There is a President Obama that only Republicans can see.
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