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My wife really wants a baby. She's started suffering from "baby fever." It's gotten so bad, our entire apartment now slants towards her vagina. We've lost 2 ashtrays this week. And a Guitar Hero controller. @BrooklynRon

My wife really wants a baby. She's started suffering from

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Instead of using the term "jerking off" I prefer to say "In congress with myself." Not just because I fancy myself a wordsmith, but also because my masturbatory ritual has a 12% approval rating @BrooklynRon

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I finally finished my screenplay about Donkey guardian angels It's called, "The Adjustment Burro." @BrooklynRon

I finally finished my screenplay about Donkey guardian angels It's called,

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My wife really wants a baby. She's started suffering from "baby fever." It's gotten so bad, our entire apartment now slants towards her vagina. We've lost 2 ashtrays this week. And a Guitar Hero controller. @BrooklynRon

My wife really wants a baby. She's started suffering from

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I read "Othello" over the weekend, It is nothing like the board game @BrooklynRon

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