Invites Kids to sit on his lap Doesn't Fuck them

Invites Kids to sit on his lap Doesn't Fuck them - Invites Kids to sit on his lap Doesn't Fuck them  Good Guy Santa

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Don't believe in me? What if I could answer your prayers and promise you an afterlife? Would I make more sense?

Don't believe in me? What if I could answer your prayers and promise you an afterlife? Would I make more sense?

Invites Kids to sit on his lap Doesn't Fuck them

Invites Kids to sit on his lap Doesn't Fuck them

knows you've been naughty still leaves presents

knows you've been naughty still leaves presents

Kid, it doesn't matter how good you've been Your only getting a candy cane cause that's all I've got

Kid, it doesn't matter how good you've been Your only getting a candy cane cause that's all I've got

wraps presents doesn't hide wrapping paper in closet for the kids to find

wraps presents doesn't hide wrapping paper in closet for the kids to find

gives your siblings all the same toy so you don't have to share

gives your siblings all the same toy  so you don't have to share

Signed up to play santa grows a beard

Signed up to play santa grows a beard

Kid, it really doesn't matter how good you've been You're still getting the same candy cane as everyone else 'cause that's all I've got

Kid, it really doesn't matter how good you've been You're still getting the same candy cane as everyone else 'cause that's all I've got

Doesn't exist Won't send you to hell for not believing.

Doesn't exist Won't send you to hell for not believing.

Chill the fuck out! It's only October

Chill the fuck out! It's only October
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