I fell off a cruise ship. Yeah, “oh shit.” Yeah, “oh shit.” Took a hard, hard, violent fall. I kinda pinballed down. Hit a lot of railings, broke a lot of shit. I’m not gonna say I survived. I’m gonna say I thrived.

I fell off a cruise ship.  Yeah, “oh shit.” Yeah, “oh shit.” Took a hard, hard, violent fall. I kinda pinballed down. Hit a lot of railings, broke a lot of shit. I’m not gonna say I survived. I’m gonna say I thrived. 
  - I fell off a cruise ship.  Yeah, “oh shit.” Yeah, “oh shit.” Took a hard, hard, violent fall. I kinda pinballed down. Hit a lot of railings, broke a lot of shit. I’m not gonna say I survived. I’m gonna say I thrived. 
   Melissa McCarthy Bridesmaids

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