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You can't please all the people all the time And last night, all of those people were at my show

You can't please all the people all the time And last night, all of those people were at my show - You can't please all the people all the time And last night, all of those people were at my show Mitch Hedberg Meme
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I used to have bad posts I still do, but i used to too

I used to have bad posts I still do, but i used to too
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A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap
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I used to use memes. I still do, but I used to, too

I used to use memes. I still do, but I used to, too
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I haven't slept for 10 days Because that would be too long

I haven't slept for 10 days Because that would be too long
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I used to go to college I still do, but i used to, too

I used to go to college I still do, but i used to, too
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I used to smoke weed. I still do, but I used to, too.

I used to smoke weed. I still do, but I used to, too.
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My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
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I don't have a girlfriend But I do know a woman who'd be really mad if she heard me say that

I don't have a girlfriend But I do know a woman who'd be really mad if she heard me say that
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i was gonna have my teeth whitened but then i said, i'll just get a tan instead

i was gonna have my teeth whitened but then i said, i'll just get a tan instead
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One time I saw a wino eating grapes I said, dude, you hafta wait!

One time I saw a wino eating grapes I said, dude, you hafta wait!
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