I haven't slept for 10 days Because that would be too long

I haven't slept for 10 days Because that would be too long - I haven't slept for 10 days Because that would be too long  Mitch Hedberg Meme

I used to have bad posts I still do, but i used to too

I used to have bad posts I still do, but i used to too

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap

I used to use memes. I still do, but I used to, too

I used to use memes. I still do, but I used to, too

I haven't slept for 10 days Because that would be too long

I haven't slept for 10 days Because that would be too long

I used to go to college I still do, but i used to, too

I used to go to college I still do, but i used to, too

I used to smoke weed. I still do, but I used to, too.

I used to smoke weed. I still do, but I used to, too.

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?

I don't have a girlfriend But I do know a woman who'd be really mad if she heard me say that

I don't have a girlfriend But I do know a woman who'd be really mad if she heard me say that

i was gonna have my teeth whitened but then i said, i'll just get a tan instead

i was gonna have my teeth whitened but then i said, i'll just get a tan instead

One time I saw a wino eating grapes I said, dude, you hafta wait!

One time I saw a wino eating grapes I said, dude, you hafta wait!

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