I'm not superstitious But i'm a little stitious.

I'm not superstitious But i'm a little stitious. - I'm not superstitious But i'm a little stitious.  Idiot Michael Scott

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I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday.

I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday.

I love inside jokes I'd love to be a part of one someday

I love inside jokes I'd love to be a part of one someday

Toby works for corporate, so he's not really part of our family. Also, he’s divorced, so he’s not really a part of his family.

Toby works for corporate, so he's not really part of our family. Also, he’s divorced, so he’s not really a part of his family.

Is there a god? If not... What are these churches for? and who is Jesus' Dad?

Is there a god? If not... What are these churches for? and who is Jesus' Dad?

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

Would I rather be feared or loved? 
Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

My weaknesses? I care too much and try too hard.

My weaknesses? I care too much and try too hard.

If I had a gun, with 2 bullets, and I were in the room with Kony, Hitler, and Toby I'd shoot toby twice

If I had a gun, with 2 bullets, and I were in the room with Kony, Hitler, and Toby I'd shoot toby twice

Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car So sue me

Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car So sue me

You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded.

You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded.

Well Well well how the turntables...

Well Well well how the turntables...
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