My Spirit Animal? Ron Swanson.

My Spirit Animal? Ron Swanson. - My Spirit Animal? Ron Swanson.  Ron Swanson can relate to Lil Wayne

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I enjoy government functions like I enjoy getting kicked in the nuggets with a steel toe boot. But this hotel always serves bacon wrapped shrimp. That’s my number one favorite food wrapped around my number 3 favorite food. I’d go to a banquet

I enjoy government functions  like I enjoy getting kicked in the nuggets with a steel toe boot. But this hotel always serves bacon wrapped shrimp. That’s my number one favorite food wrapped around my number 3 favorite food. I’d go to a banquet

"Had my heart broken by this woman named Tammy, but hoes gon be hoes so I couldn't blame Tammy." - Lil' Wayne

When I eat, it is the food that is afraid.

 When I eat, it is the food that is afraid.

"Had my heard broken by this woman named Tammy, but hoes gon be hoes so I couldn't blame Tammy." - Lil' Wayne

If it doesn't have meat It's a snack

If it doesn't have meat It's a snack

For what it's worth, you would make an incredible brunette.

 For what it's worth, you would make an incredible brunette.

Happy Birthday ALEX

Happy Birthday ALEX

My Spirit Animal? Ron Swanson.

My Spirit Animal? Ron Swanson.

When People Get To Chummy I Like To Call Them By The Wrong Name

 When People Get To Chummy I Like To Call Them By The Wrong Name

"The whole point of this country is if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart-attack at 43, you can! You are free to do so. To me that is beautiful."

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