i don't always get stoned but when i do i burn the shit out of my tongue eating hotpockets

i don't always get stoned but when i do i burn the shit out of my tongue eating hotpockets - i don't always get stoned but when i do i burn the shit out of my tongue eating hotpockets  AA Most Interesting Man

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I dont always sext stupid cunts back they put it on the internet, letting the whole world know how huge my dick is.

I dont always sext stupid cunts back they put it on the internet, letting the whole world know how huge my dick is.

I don't eat always captain crunch, but when I do, My roof of my mouth is fucked

I don't eat always captain crunch, but when I do, My roof of my mouth is fucked

I don't always wade though raw sewage but when I do, it's in Hoboken....

I don't always wade though raw sewage but when I do, it's in Hoboken....

I dont always drink, but when I do i run around campus with a wookie costume

I dont always drink, but when I do i run around campus with a wookie costume

i don't always get stoned but when i do i burn the shit out of my tongue eating hotpockets

i don't always get stoned but when i do i burn the shit out of my tongue eating hotpockets

I don't always party, but when I do, I party SAFE!

I don't always party, but when I do, I party SAFE!

I don't always care about arabs dying, but i sure as heck do when israels involved

I don't always care about arabs dying, but i sure as heck do when israels involved

I don't always stutter but when i do i have a really good point to make in an argument.

I don't always stutter  but when i do i have a really good point to make in an argument.

I dont always use A BRAND NEW PRO-V ON EVERY HOLE BUT WHEN I DO, I HIT IT IN THE MIDDLE OF A WATER HAZARD

I dont always use A BRAND NEW PRO-V ON EVERY HOLE BUT WHEN I DO, I HIT IT IN THE MIDDLE OF A WATER HAZARD

I dont always drink, but when I do I end up in three-ways with needles in my arm.

I dont always drink, but when I do I end up in three-ways with needles in my  arm.

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