REMEMBER THAT GREAT NEWS YOU HEARD LAST NIGHT? I MADE THAT UP IN A DREAM BRO

REMEMBER THAT GREAT NEWS YOU HEARD LAST NIGHT? I MADE THAT UP IN A DREAM BRO - REMEMBER THAT GREAT NEWS YOU HEARD LAST NIGHT? I MADE THAT UP IN A DREAM BRO  Scumbag Brain make you late to work

Let's listen to our favorite song until we fucking hate it

Let's listen to our favorite song until we fucking hate it

Hey bro i know you're real nervous about this job interview don't worry, ill calm you down with a lot of face sweat

Hey bro i know you're real nervous about this job interview don't worry, ill calm you down with a lot of face sweat

Can't Recall Recent Compliment Can Recall insult, verbatim, 2 decades later

Can't Recall Recent Compliment Can Recall insult, verbatim, 2 decades later

Not to cause unnecessary alarm... But that pile of clothes looks like a masked murderer

Not to cause unnecessary alarm... But that pile of clothes looks like a masked murderer

REMEMBER THAT GREAT NEWS YOU HEARD LAST NIGHT? I MADE THAT UP IN A DREAM BRO

REMEMBER THAT GREAT NEWS YOU HEARD LAST NIGHT? I MADE THAT UP IN A DREAM BRO

Bored, lonely, depressed? Let's check out your ex-girlfriend's facebook page!

Bored, lonely, depressed? Let's check out your ex-girlfriend's facebook page!

CREATES A DREAM WITH AMAZING CHARACTER AND PLOT DEVELOPMENT Forgets it entirely when you wake up

CREATES A DREAM WITH AMAZING CHARACTER AND PLOT DEVELOPMENT Forgets it entirely when you wake up

Oh, you think you locked the door? Are you sure? Let's just start hearing noises throughout the apartment

Oh, you think you locked the door?  Are you sure? Let's just start hearing noises throughout the apartment

*locks door, sets off to work* 5 minutes later doesn't remember locking door

*locks door, sets off to work* 5 minutes later
doesn't remember locking door

Just took a shower? Lets take a shit

Just took a shower? Lets take a shit

Laugh more daily

Like us on Facebook?