"DON'T LOOK AT MY PHONE, THAT'S AN INVASION OF PRIVACY" Cheating on you

"DON'T LOOK AT MY PHONE, THAT'S AN INVASION OF PRIVACY" Cheating on you

Says it's unfair gay people can't get married. Has her bachelorette party in a gay bar and screams "I'm getting married!" every 2 minutes.

Says it's unfair gay people can't get married. Has her bachelorette party in a gay bar and screams

Gives you a Blowjob doesn't tell you about the herpes outbreak tucked inside her lip

Gives you a Blowjob doesn't tell you about the herpes outbreak tucked inside her lip

Stops taking birth control Doesn't tell you

Stops taking birth control Doesn't tell you

DRESSES UP LIKE SCUMBAG STEVE, DOES HAIR AND MAKEUP STANDS IN DOORWAY AND HOPES TO BECOME MEME

DRESSES UP LIKE SCUMBAG STEVE, DOES HAIR AND MAKEUP STANDS IN DOORWAY AND HOPES TO BECOME MEME

"YEAH, I HAVE TONS OF HOT FRIENDS THAT I CAN HOOK YOU UP WITH" EVERY SInGLE FRIEND IS UGLY

locks her legs around you as youre pulling out

locks her legs around you as youre pulling out

makes you buy her stuff doesn't sleep with you

makes you buy her stuff doesn't sleep with you

Loses a bet for a bj Refuses to honor, says bet was "invalid" since she was sure she would win...

Loses a bet for a bj Refuses to honor, says bet was

Wears a shirt showing a lot of cleavage Gets offended when you look at her boobs

Wears a shirt showing a lot of cleavage  Gets offended when you look at her boobs

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