Gave life changing advice to a friend Too lazy to follow same advice

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dude, we're lonely. we need a girlfriend dude, we can't be tied down like this

dude, we're lonely. we need a girlfriend dude, we can't be tied down like this

gets inspired to work out, study hard, and turn my life around drunk

gets inspired to work out, study hard, and turn my life around drunk

Oh, you love your partner? Lets imagine what life would be like if they died. Right Now.

Oh, you love your partner? Lets imagine what life would be like if they died. Right Now.

You only have to be in for 1 lecture today? I'll schedule your poop for halfway through that lecture then.

You only have to be in for 1 lecture today? I'll schedule your poop for halfway through that lecture then.

Last few minutes of class? All BLOOD TO DICK. I REPEAT, ALL BLOOD TO DICK

Last few minutes of class? All BLOOD TO DICK. I REPEAT, ALL BLOOD TO DICK

Gave life changing advice to a friend Too lazy to follow same advice

Gave life changing advice to a friend Too lazy to follow same advice

Oh, you just came up with a great chord progression and melody? LOL, that's just Pearl Jam's "Black". Try again.

Oh, you just came up with a great chord progression and melody? LOL, that's just Pearl Jam's

girl says "i have to tell you something" it's probably every conceivable worst case scenario

girl says

"Oh so you have recently gotten over the loss of your two favorite dogs? "Let me randomly place them in this completely unrelated dream for you."

Only has two hours to sleep Dreams that your class is canceled.

Only has two hours to sleep Dreams that your class is canceled.
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