He used to just put a belt, a stick, and a wrench on the kitchen table and say, "Choose." Gotta go with the belt, there. I used to go with the wrench. The wrench, why? 'Cause fuck him, that's why.

He used to just put a belt, a stick, and a wrench on the kitchen table and say,

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You like apples?? We got the second suspect How you like dem apples.

You like apples?? We got the second suspect
How you like dem apples.

You know what the best part of my day is? For about 10 seconds when I dial your phone and it's ringing... cause I think, maybe It'll keep ringing and you won't be there. No hello. No nothing. Just enjoying your vacation. You shouldn't work on vacation. I

You know what the best part of my day is? For about 10 seconds when I dial your phone and it's ringing... cause I think, maybe It'll keep ringing and you won't be there. No hello. No nothing. Just enjoying your vacation. You shouldn't work on vacation. I

Maybe But At least I won't be unoriginal

Maybe But At least I won't be unoriginal

He used to just put a belt, a stick, and a wrench on the kitchen table and say, "Choose." Gotta go with the belt, there. I used to go with the wrench. The wrench, why? 'Cause fuck him, that's why.

He used to just put a belt, a stick, and a wrench on the kitchen table and say,

funny ≠ stupid

 funny ≠ stupid

Is that what you do? You take a picture of some obscure safe to impress some redditors?

Is that what you do? You take a picture of some obscure safe to impress some redditors?

if you're still living here in 20 years, i will fucking kill you. you've got something none of us have. it'd be an insult if you're still like kyle in 20 years. you don't want to be kyle, will.

if you're still living here in 20 years, i will fucking kill you. you've got something none of us have. it'd be an insult if you're still like kyle in 20 years. you don't want to be kyle, will.

A paroled MIT Janitor Does not simply solve an MIT level math equation

A paroled MIT Janitor Does not simply solve an MIT level math equation
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