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I don't always give myself an early Christmas present but when I do the candidate I like takes all 143% of the registered democratic votes in my precinct.

I don't always give myself an early Christmas present but when I do the candidate I like takes all 143% of the registered democratic votes in my precinct. - I don't always give myself an early Christmas present but when I do the candidate I like takes all 143% of the registered democratic votes in my precinct. Worlds Most Covert Man

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I don't always give myself an early Christmas present but when I do the candidate I like takes all 143% of the registered democratic votes in my precinct.

I don't always give myself an early Christmas present but when I do the candidate I like takes all 143% of the registered democratic votes in my precinct.

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I don't always attend high-security intelligence briefings at the White House, but when I do my favorite part is watching the president make balloon animals while the staff fill up that teeny, tiny car.

I don't always attend high-security intelligence briefings at the White House, but when I do my favorite part is watching the president make balloon animals while the staff fill up that teeny, tiny car.

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I don't always get weepy at funerals of business acquaintances but when I do it's because Sean Penn just doesn't know when to wrap up the damned eulogy.

I don't always get weepy at funerals of business acquaintances but when I do it's because Sean Penn just doesn't know when to wrap up the damned eulogy.

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I don't always point to possible threats of terrorist activity to exonerate my spying on American communications. I usually just blame it on some giggling 8- year old calling to ask if I have Prince Albert in a can.

I don't always point to possible threats of terrorist activity to exonerate my spying on American communications. I usually just blame it on some giggling 8- year old calling to ask if I have Prince Albert in a can.

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