"A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians." -Frank Zappa

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Eventually within the next quarter of a century, the nostalgia cycles will be so close together that people will not be able to take a step without being nostalgic for the one they just took

Eventually within the next quarter of a century, the nostalgia cycles will be so close together that people will not be able to take a step without being nostalgic for the one they just took

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can

Kurt Cobain? I would've shot myself too if my music sucked that bad and i was married to courtney love

Kurt Cobain? I would've shot myself too if my music sucked that bad and i was married to courtney love

Smoking is like food to me Tobacco is my favorite vegetable

Smoking is like food to me Tobacco is my favorite vegetable

Genius Always has a mustache

Genius Always has a mustache

Folks, is it far more likely that this disease (AIDS) was spread in Africa as the result of injections administered by evangelical 'medical missionaries' How did it get back to the us? Is it possible that some of those nice little missionaries share Jim B

Folks, is it far more likely that this disease (AIDS) was spread in Africa as the result of injections administered by evangelical 'medical missionaries' How did it get back to the us? Is it possible that some of those nice little missionaries share Jim B

Just here to say Don't Eat the yellow snow

Just here to say Don't Eat the yellow snow

Absurdity Is the only Reality

Absurdity  Is the only
Reality

"A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians." -Frank Zappa

Don't fool yourself girl It's going right up your poop chute

Don't fool yourself girl It's going right up your poop chute
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