want to look at myself while I work on myself. I should make a recording so I can listen to myself while I look at myself while I work on myself as I leaf through my Self magazine and read about how myself can improve myself. Maybe I’ll go to my F

 want to look at myself while I work on myself. I should make a recording so I can listen to myself while I look at myself while I work on myself as I leaf through my Self magazine and read about how myself can improve myself.  Maybe I’ll go to my F -  want to look at myself while I work on myself. I should make a recording so I can listen to myself while I look at myself while I work on myself as I leaf through my Self magazine and read about how myself can improve myself.  Maybe I’ll go to my F  Jim Gaffigan

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You want to know what it's like having a fourth kid? imagine you're drowning. then someone hands you a baby

You want to know what it's like having a fourth kid? imagine you're drowning. 
then someone hands you a baby

want to look at myself while I work on myself. I should make a recording so I can listen to myself while I look at myself while I work on myself as I leaf through my Self magazine and read about how myself can improve myself. Maybe I’ll go to my F

 want to look at myself while I work on myself. I should make a recording so I can listen to myself while I look at myself while I work on myself as I leaf through my Self magazine and read about how myself can improve myself.  Maybe I’ll go to my F

Easter, the day Jesus rose from the dead. What should we do? How 'bout eggs?

Easter, the day Jesus rose from the dead. What should we do? How 'bout eggs?

See that guy over there with an almost identical religion? I wanna kill him because I thought of it first

See that guy over there with an almost identical religion?  I wanna kill him because I thought of it first

I don't really follow any of the church's teachings But occasionally I root for Notre Dame

I don't really follow any of the church's teachings But occasionally I root for Notre Dame

holy santa claus shit

 holy santa claus shit

I went to the gym and i saw this girl's ribs an then i was like... i havent had a mcrib in forver

I went to the gym and i saw this girl's ribs an then i was like... i havent had a mcrib in forver

Have you seen the domino's pasta bread bowl ? it's a bread bowl, filled with pasta, covered in cheese. the only ingredient missing ? a suicide note

Have you seen the domino's pasta bread bowl ? it's a bread bowl, filled with pasta, covered in cheese.  the only ingredient missing ? a suicide note

Whales always sound so depressed... "Urrrrrr...my facebook friends forgot my birthday...Urrrrrr..."

 Whales always sound so depressed...

i could sure go for a hot pocket right about now or maybe 80 buffalo wings and a low cal blue cheese, i dont want to fill up to much

i could sure go for a hot pocket right about now or maybe 80 buffalo wings and a low cal blue cheese, i dont want to fill up to much
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