Your Momma's so fat She should probably be worried about developing cardiovascular disease

Your Momma's so fat
 She should probably be worried about developing cardiovascular disease - Your Momma's so fat
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Guess who I saw today everyone i looked at

Guess who I saw today everyone i looked at

What has two legs and bleeds? Half a cat

What has two legs and bleeds? Half a cat

I saw a black guy running with a Tv and thought,"Is that mine." Then I realized mine was shining my shoes

I saw a black guy running with a Tv and thought,

What do you have when two cells replicate indefinitely? Cancer. You have cancer.

What do you have when two cells replicate indefinitely? Cancer. 
You have cancer.

Why did sally fall off the swing she had no arms.

Why did sally fall off the swing she had no arms.

what's a vampire's favorite snack nothing, vampires don't exist

what's a vampire's favorite snack nothing, vampires don't exist

Why did Sally fall off the swing? The swing was broken. Swings were always breaking in Sally's hometown because around about the time most of the swings were manufactured, the good union welders were on strike due to the near slave labor conditions and th

Why did Sally fall off the swing? The swing was broken. Swings were always breaking in Sally's hometown because around about the time most of the swings were manufactured, the good union welders were on strike due to the near slave labor conditions and th

Here is the church, here is the steeple, open the doors and see all the boys being molested by their priest

Here is the church, here is the steeple, open the doors and see all the boys being molested by their priest

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

So two planes take off at different times from an airport in boston both get hijacked by terrorists and flown into the twin towers

So two planes take off at different times from an airport in boston both get hijacked by terrorists and flown into the twin towers
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