hey girl, do you like dragons? cos in 5 minutes i'm gonna be dragon my balls all over you

hey girl, do you like dragons? cos in 5 minutes i'm gonna be dragon my balls all over you - hey girl, do you like dragons? cos in 5 minutes i'm gonna be dragon my balls all over you  David Hartley

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You remind me of my big toe I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

You remind me of my big toe I'm gonna bang you
on every piece of furniture in my house

i'm an astronaut by night and my next stop is uranus

i'm an astronaut by night and my next stop is uranus

how do you like your eggs? scrambled, poached, or fertilised?

how do you like your eggs? scrambled, poached, or fertilised?

excuse me, does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

excuse me, does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

hey girl, do you like dragons? cos in 5 minutes i'm gonna be dragon my balls all over you

hey girl, do you like dragons? cos in 5 minutes i'm gonna be dragon my balls all over you

the word for the day is 'legs' let's go back to my place and spread the word

the word for the day is 'legs' let's go back to my place and spread the word

excuse me, are you from ireland? cos my cock is dublin

excuse me, are you from ireland? cos my cock is dublin

You have 206 bones in your body want 207?

You have 206 bones in your body want 207?

you like cherry pop? me too, it's my favourite hobbie

you like cherry pop? me too, it's my favourite hobbie

do you like going to the spa? cos tonight we're doing facials

do you like going to the spa? cos tonight we're doing facials
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