A smile only a mother could love? Your mother seemed more interested in my cock.

A smile only a mother could love? Your mother seemed more interested in my cock. - A smile only a mother could love? Your mother seemed more interested in my cock.  Lecherous Leo

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If my dick were as long as my mane I'd be missing two thirds of my dick.

If my dick were as long as my mane I'd be missing two thirds of my dick.

Wanna play the rape game? No? That's the spirit!

Wanna play the rape game? No? That's the spirit!

If I asked if you'd sleep with me, Would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?

If I asked if you'd sleep with me, Would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?

If I told you I didn't want to have sex with you tonight, I'd be lion.

If I told you I didn't want to have sex with you tonight, I'd be lion.

Just start by rubbing my nipples, And we'll take it from there.

Just start by rubbing my nipples, And we'll take it from there.

I refuse to play "never have I ever". I always get drunk on the sexual ones.

I refuse to play

You're a gamer? My metapod has used "harden" so much it's defense won't go any higher.

You're a gamer? My metapod has used

A smile only a mother could love? Your mother seemed more interested in my cock.

A smile only a mother could love? Your mother seemed more interested in my cock.

I'm not confused, I'm bisexual. You're the one who's confused.

I'm not confused, I'm bisexual. You're the one who's confused.

There's a bounty out for my penis. Do you have anywhere it could hide?

There's a bounty out for my penis. Do you have anywhere it could hide?
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