was i a Boy scout? no. when i was your age, we had the war.

was i a Boy scout? no. when i was your age,    we had the war. - was i a Boy scout? no. when i was your age,    we had the war.  Misc

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was i a Boy scout? no. when i was your age, we had the war.

was i a Boy scout? no. when i was your age,    we had the war.

children? You mean fuck trophies?

children? You mean fuck trophies?

Bruises are like stickers for big boys

Bruises are like stickers for big boys

The reason I only had one heart attack Was because my heart wasn't such a dumbass to attack me twice

The reason I only had one heart attack Was because my heart wasn't such a dumbass to attack me twice

I drink Bud Light When I am trying to sober up

I drink Bud Light When I am trying to sober up

permanent scar? you mean free tattoo

permanent scar? you mean free tattoo

I had a heart attack last night But I didn't want to wake you so I just powered through it

I had a heart attack last night But I didn't want to wake you so I just powered through it

Yolo? Maybe if you're a pussy.

Yolo? Maybe if you're a pussy.

She broke up with you? YOU MEAN she released you into a sea of cock hungry females?

She broke up with you? YOU MEAN she released you into a sea of cock hungry females?

You went to the doctor for a tummy ache? How many purses did they prescribe you?

You went to the doctor for a tummy ache? How many purses did they prescribe you?

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