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If a woman tells you, "I have a boyfriend" and she's still open to you, tell her, "You can keep your boyfriend, and we can get together at a time that's convenient for you." Women in relationships fantasize about a fling. She doesn't want to feel guilty a

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Never give a woman the impression that you think she's only a slut. It is only when a woman isn't perceived as a slut will she unleash the slut within her. Heh heh...Alright...

Never give a woman the impression that you think she's only a slut. It is only when a woman isn't perceived as a slut will she unleash the slut within her. Heh heh...Alright...
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Tell the woman you just met that you would like to have sex with her, in a calm, confident manner. It is far easier to get a woman into bed with brutal honesty, than to beat around the bush with lame pickup tactics. Giggity.

Tell the woman you just met that you would like to have sex with her, in a calm, confident manner. It is far easier to get a woman into bed with brutal honesty, than to beat around the bush with lame pickup tactics. Giggity.
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Instead of wondering if you're in her friend zone, reverse your thinking so that she's in yours. From this perspective, it's only a matter of time before you two go from friends to lovers. Heh heh...Alright.

Instead of wondering if you're in her friend zone, reverse your thinking so that she's in yours. From this perspective, it's only a matter of time before you two go from friends to lovers. Heh heh...Alright.
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If a woman tells you, "I have a boyfriend" and she's still open to you, tell her, "You can keep your boyfriend, and we can get together at a time that's convenient for you." Women in relationships fantasize about a fling. She doesn't want to feel guilty a

If a woman tells you,
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Prudish women secretly want sex, but are guilty or ashamed for expressing it. Push her boundaries with explicit sex talk and don't back down if she shows resistance. Her mind is going to be so fucked, she's going to beat down your door to get Giggity'd by

Prudish women secretly want sex, but are guilty or ashamed for expressing it. Push her boundaries with explicit sex talk and don't back down if she shows resistance. Her mind is going to be so fucked, she's going to beat down your door to get Giggity'd by
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My one secret for getting women in bed? I simply imagine myself being the kind of man women want fucking them. Not only does this draw women toward me like a magnet, but many times they are the ones who hit on me! Giggity.

My one secret for getting women in bed? I simply imagine myself being the kind of man women want fucking them. Not only does this draw women toward me like a magnet, but many times they are the ones who hit on me! Giggity.
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