And then I was like "no" This little piggy's going to the bar

And then I was like

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And then she was like " thats not my belly button" and I was like "thats not my finger neither!"

And then she was like

And then i was like " oh shit that fucker took my nose "

And then i was like

This one time i woke up crying five seconds later i was rewared with tits

This one time i woke up crying five seconds later i was rewared with tits

So I go over to Jacob's families house for a party, and I shit you not Some guy chopped off the end of his dick and everybody started clapping!

So I go over to Jacob's families house for a party, and I shit you not Some guy chopped off the end of his dick and everybody started clapping!

So i was staggering home and it hit me when did i learn to walk?

So i was staggering home and it hit me when did i learn to walk?

So, I was at my Papa Fluffy's house, asked for a sippy cup And just started laughing... But, it was funny

So, I was at my Papa Fluffy's house, asked for a sippy cup And just started laughing... But, it was funny

And then i was like " bitch! that ain't no airplane "

And then i was like

and then I was like "SWIPER NOOO.. swiping..." That damn fox took my shit.

and then I was like

And then I was like "no" This little piggy's going to the bar

And then I was like

So she says "Peek-A-Boo" And BAM! There she was!

So she says
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