So you want to compete against the big guys? you're a cockroach

So you want to compete against the big guys? you're a cockroach - So you want to compete against the big guys? you're a cockroach  Mr. Wonderful

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i want to buy your entire business... and fire you.

i want to buy your entire business... and fire you.

so you want to plant trees and save the whales... But how are we going to make m o n e y ?

so you want to plant trees and save the whales... But how are we going to make m o n e y ?

"well mr. wonderful, how does 49% sound?" you're dead to me

is that the only prototype? go home and burn it.

is that the only prototype? go home and burn it.

So you want to compete against the big guys? you're a cockroach

So you want to compete against the big guys? you're a cockroach

so you think you're worth one million dollars? are you insane?

so you think you're worth one million dollars? are you insane?

if i were to give you that much money... i'd have to own 200% of your business, plus your house, your car, and bill you for my time.

if i were to give you that much money... i'd have to own 200% of your business, plus your house, your car, and bill you for my time.

so you're a some genius and that's great... but what happens when you get hit by a truck?

so you're a some genius and that's great... but what happens when you get hit by a truck?

So you want to save the planet? i don't care

So you want to save the planet? i don't care

if i were to give you that much money... i'd have to own 200% of your business, plus your house, your car, and bill you for my time.

if i were to give you that much money... i'd have to own 200% of your business, plus your house, your car, and bill you for my time.
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