And I also know that all you boring single dads and working moms, who think you're such fucking heros, aren't gonna like this, but somebody's gotta tell you for your own good: your children are overrated and overvalued, and you've turned them into little

And I also know that all you boring single dads and working moms, who think
you're such fucking heros, aren't gonna like this, but somebody's gotta tell
you for your own good: your children are overrated and overvalued, and
you've turned them into little  - And I also know that all you boring single dads and working moms, who think
you're such fucking heros, aren't gonna like this, but somebody's gotta tell
you for your own good: your children are overrated and overvalued, and
you've turned them into little   George Carlin

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot  and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

The god excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument. It came from god. anything you cant describe, must've come from god. Personally folks,i believe if your rights came from god he would have given you the right to some food everyday

The god excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument. It came from god. anything you cant describe, must've come from god. Personally folks,i believe if your rights came from god he would have given you the right to some food everyday

Think about how stupid the average person is then realize half of them are stupider than that!

Think about how stupid the average person is then realize half of them are stupider than that!

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

Think of how stupid the average person is,  and realize half of them are stupider than that.

I was a catholic Until I reached the age of reason

I was a catholic Until I reached the age of reason

One of the more pretentious political self-descriptions is 'Libertarian.' People think it puts them above the fray. It sounds fashionable, and to the uninitiated, faintly dangerous. Actually, it's just one more bullshit political philosophy. -George Carl

 One of the more pretentious political self-descriptions is 'Libertarian.' People think it puts them above the fray. It sounds fashionable, and to the uninitiated, faintly dangerous. Actually, it's just one more bullshit political philosophy.
-George Carl

My god has a bigger dick than your god

My god has a bigger dick than your god

Just think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider than that

Just think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider than that

Gun control isn't the problem LACK OF gun control is the problem

Gun control isn't the problem LACK OF gun control is the problem

Religion is sort of like a lift in your shoes. If it makes you feel better, fine. Just don't ask me to wear your shoes.

Religion is sort of like a lift in your shoes. If it makes you feel better, fine. Just don't ask me to wear your shoes.
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