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My advice is to invest in tennis balls They have a high rate of return

My advice is to invest in tennis balls They have a high rate of return

Labelers are expensive I recommend just peeing on everything you own

Labelers are expensive I recommend just peeing on everything you own

Toilet paper is too expensive Use the carpet instead

Toilet paper is too expensive Use the carpet instead

If you want upvotes You have to risk some downvotes

If you want upvotes You have to risk some downvotes

I've removed "girlfriend" from the budget And replaced it with premium dog food

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By my calculations We can only afford one accountant dog

By my calculations We can only afford one accountant dog

I have cancelled our gym memberships because they were too expensive We must now resort to chasing cars for exercise

I have cancelled our gym memberships because they were too expensive We must now resort to chasing cars for exercise

Budget is tight use the carpet for tp

Budget is tight use the carpet for tp

I'd like to get a second opinion on your returns this year Let me fetch the branch manager

I'd like to get a second opinion on your returns this year Let me fetch the branch manager

Paper towels aren't cheap Let me clean that up

Paper towels aren't cheap Let me clean that up

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