buys nikon 'I'm an artist!'

buys nikon 'I'm an artist!' - buys nikon 'I'm an artist!'  Scumbag Photographer

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Takes your money for a photoshoot Refuses to give you high resolution images

Takes your money for a photoshoot Refuses to give you high resolution images

Poses you next to the bengal tiger "Act natural"

Poses you next to the bengal tiger

says on three counts backwards from three

says on three counts backwards from three

Borrows your camera for a day 200 pictures of his crotch

Borrows your camera for a day 200 pictures of his crotch

buys nikon 'I'm an artist!'

buys nikon 'I'm an artist!'

put the fucking camera down and help the poor child

put the fucking camera down and help the poor child

Buys camera with the highest pixel number on the market Shoots all in JPEG's

Buys camera with the highest pixel number on the market Shoots all in JPEG's

Buys $2000 f/1.4 Lens Shoots f/22

Buys $2000 f/1.4 Lens Shoots f/22

Light Metering is over rated I press this button and it's done

Light Metering is
 over rated I press this button  and it's done

Complains his camera generates too much grain Only shoots at ISO 6400

Complains his camera generates too much grain Only shoots at ISO 6400
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