Want to open your camera? Let me show you what's new on Facebook!

Want to open your camera? Let me show you what's new on Facebook! - Want to open your camera? Let me show you what's new on Facebook!  Scumbag Smartphone

6 hours to charge 2 hours to discharge

6 hours to charge 2 hours to discharge

Low battery and almost no signal Looks like it's time to update all your apps automatically

Low battery and almost no signal Looks like it's time to update all your apps automatically

oh you just bought me? I'll be obsolete in two weeks.

oh you just bought me? I'll be obsolete in two weeks.

Want to turn your ringer off? Allow me to play the song of my people.

Want to turn your ringer off? Allow me to play the song of my people.

Portable access to infinite information Destroyer of an entire generation's attention span

Portable access to infinite information Destroyer of an entire generation's attention span

Can store over 4000 songs Shuffles the same 5 songs over and over and over

Can store over 4000 songs Shuffles the same 5 songs over and over and over

Misspells word by one letter Change whole word

Misspells word by one letter Change whole word

Ringer on silent Alarm goes off full blast

Ringer on silent Alarm goes off full blast

About to get girl's number Dies.

About to get girl's number Dies.

Want to open your camera? Let me show you what's new on Facebook!

Want to open your camera? Let me show you what's new on Facebook!

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