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Always take a receipt You may need it as alibi

Always take a receipt You may need it as alibi - Always take a receipt You may need it as alibi Actual Advice Paranoid Mallard

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Always take a receipt You may need it as alibi

Always take a receipt You may need it as alibi

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Worried that a girl/guy you like is going to use the restroom after you take a shit? Put the seat up when you're done. They'll assume the stink was from the person before you.

Worried that a girl/guy you like is going to use the restroom after you take a shit? Put the seat up when you're done. They'll assume the stink was from the person before you.

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AS A FRONT SEAT PASSENGER, NEVER PUT YOUR FEET UP ON THE DASHBAORD IF THE AIRBAG DEPLOYS, YOUR LEGS WILL BREAK. THEN, YOUR BROKEN LEGS from the person before you.

AS A FRONT SEAT PASSENGER, NEVER PUT YOUR FEET UP ON THE DASHBAORD IF THE AIRBAG DEPLOYS, YOUR LEGS WILL BREAK. THEN, YOUR BROKEN LEGS from the person before you.

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