If god wanted you on the front page I am sure he would have miracled your ass up there by now!!!

If god wanted you on the front page  I am sure he would have miracled your ass up there by now!!! - If god wanted you on the front page  I am sure he would have miracled your ass up there by now!!!  Drill Sergeant Nasty

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What the fuck were you expecting!? A god damned heroes welcome!? Now get back here and take your downvotes like a man!

What the fuck were you expecting!? A god damned heroes welcome!? Now get back here and take your downvotes like a man!

If god wanted you on the front page I am sure he would have miracled your ass up there by now!!!

If god wanted you on the front page  I am sure he would have miracled your ass up there by now!!!

Oh My GOD what is this - ABS at 1. What are you, some kind of Ferrari driver. Didn't daddy teach you how to drive a proper car, sweetheart?

Oh My GOD    what is this - ABS at 1. 
What are you, some kind of Ferrari driver. 
 Didn't daddy teach you how to drive a proper car, sweetheart?

I bet op could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

 I bet op could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

That's some funny shit right there!

That's some funny shit right there!

DON'T LIKE THE ARMY!? I KNOW- YOU COULD BE THE POSTER CHILD FOR ABORTION! WHO BETTER THAN A PHENOMENAL FUCKING WASTE OF RETARDED SPERM AND SYPHILLIS!

DON'T LIKE THE ARMY!? I KNOW- YOU COULD BE THE POSTER CHILD FOR ABORTION!  WHO BETTER THAN A PHENOMENAL FUCKING WASTE OF RETARDED SPERM AND SYPHILLIS!

What the fuck were you expecting!? A god damned heroes welcome!? Now get back here and take your rejections like a man!

What the fuck were you expecting!? A god damned heroes welcome!? Now get back here and take your rejections like a man!

THIS IS MY OPINION YOU DON'T FOLLOW IT, I'LL KILL YOU

THIS IS MY OPINION YOU DON'T FOLLOW IT, I'LL KILL YOU

HOW MUCH KARMA DO YOU HAVE? I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH

HOW MUCH KARMA DO YOU HAVE? I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH

Funny Cheese, you drop and give me 20! Can't I just give you teabags?

Funny Cheese, you drop and give me 20! Can't I just give you teabags?
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