"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years." - Mark Twain

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"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years." - Mark Twain

Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated - Mark Twain, Hiroshima, Japan, August 9, 1945

Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated - Mark Twain,
 Hiroshima, Japan, 
August 9, 1945

say i had a pizza and say i had a vegetable, but i repeat myself - Mark Twain

say i had a pizza and say i had a vegetable, but i repeat myself 

- Mark Twain

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of congress... But, I repeat myself.

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of congress... But, I repeat myself.

Reports of the number of weekly listeners on your podcast have been greatly exaggerated.

Reports of the number of weekly listeners on your podcast have been greatly exaggerated.

The Egyptian, the Babylonian, and the Persian rose, filled the planet with sound and splendor, then faded to dream-stuff and passed away; the Greek and the Roman followed; and made a vast noise, and they are gone; other people have sprung up and held thei

The Egyptian, the Babylonian, and the Persian rose, filled the planet with sound and splendor, then faded to dream-stuff and passed away; the Greek and the Roman followed; and made a vast noise, and they are gone; other people have sprung up and held thei

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." -Mark Twain

I have no special regard for Satan; but, I can at least claim that I have no prejudice against him. It may even be that I lean a little his way, on account of his not having a fair show. All religions issue bibles against him, and say the most injurious

 I have no special regard for Satan; but, I can at least claim that I have no prejudice against him. It may even be that I lean a little his way, on account of his not having a fair show. All religions issue bibles against him, and say the most injurious

I see that you saw that I saw Fuck You!

I see that you saw that I saw Fuck You!

“Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you wish.” - Mark Twain

 “Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you wish.” - Mark Twain

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