i wish you were my homework so I could slam you on the desk and do you all night

i wish you were my homework so I could slam you on the desk and do you all night - i wish you were my homework so I could slam you on the desk and do you all night  Sexually Forward Kangaroo

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Girl, you should sell hotdogs because you already know how to make a weiner stand

Girl, you should sell hotdogs because you already know how to make a weiner stand

I'm no weatherman But you can expect more than a few inches tonight

I'm no weatherman But you can expect more than a few inches tonight

The only thing i ask for in a woman Is my penis

The only thing i ask for in a woman Is my penis

i wish you were my homework so I could slam you on the desk and do you all night

i wish you were my homework so I could slam you on the desk and do you all night

If you were a transformer you'd be Optimus fine

If you were a transformer you'd be Optimus fine

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "u" and "mypenis" together

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put

Hey Girl, do you do set design for arrested development? because you are making my banana stand

Hey Girl, do you do set design for arrested development? because you are making my banana stand

There's Nothing In My Pants, I'm Just Happy To See You

There's Nothing In My Pants, I'm Just Happy To See You

yeah its gonna hurt

yeah its gonna hurt

Stick your hand in my man purse and feel around. I'm sure you'll find... Something

Stick your hand in my man purse and feel around. I'm sure you'll find... Something
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