Can't afford a pen and paper for class? Memorize everything.

Can't afford a pen and paper for class? Memorize everything. - Can't afford a pen and paper for class? Memorize everything.  Socially Awkward Kvothe

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Teacher tries to make an example out of you? Set him on fire.

Teacher tries to make an example out of you? Set him on fire.

Want to impress your teacher? Jump off a building.

Want to impress your teacher? Jump off a building.

Got expelled from the University At a younger age than most are allowed in.

Got expelled from the University At a younger age than most are allowed in.

Gets caught in a storm, endures pirates, gets shipwrecked, Still arrives earlier than expected.

Gets caught in a storm, endures pirates, gets shipwrecked, Still arrives earlier than expected.

Most beautiful girl on campus is half-naked in your room? Too busy, got books to read.

Most beautiful girl on campus is half-naked in your room? Too busy, got books to read.

When the wind blows, I think of Kvothe.

When the wind blows, I think of Kvothe.

Can't afford a pen and paper for class? Memorize everything.

Can't afford a pen and paper for class? Memorize everything.

Still a virgin? Sleep with a sex fairy.

Still a virgin? Sleep with a sex fairy.

String breaks during performance? Keep playing.

String breaks during performance? Keep playing.

Everything he owns is stolen Pays for free shoes.

Everything he owns is stolen Pays for free shoes.
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