Promises to divorce wife and marry mistress when mistress turns 50.

Promises to divorce wife and marry mistress when mistress turns 50. - Promises to divorce wife and marry mistress when mistress turns 50.  Scumbag Mayor Quimby

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Goes on expensive European vacation. Makes city taxpayers foot the bill.

Goes on expensive European vacation. Makes city taxpayers foot the bill.

Bans alcohol on St. Patrick's Day. Denies ensuing riot is his fault.

Bans alcohol on St. Patrick's Day. Denies ensuing riot is his fault.

Accepts bribe. Looks other way as nuclear plant violates safety laws.

Accepts bribe. Looks other way as nuclear plant violates safety laws.

Hires imcompetent police chief based on massage skills.

Hires imcompetent police chief based on massage skills.

Promises to divorce wife and marry mistress when mistress turns 50.

Promises to divorce wife and marry mistress when mistress turns 50.

Uses up all taxpayer money. Institutes new law, without city council approval, demanding taxpayers pay long-forgotten tax.

Uses up all taxpayer money. Institutes new law, without city council approval, demanding taxpayers pay long-forgotten tax.

eases up on weed arrests makes large sodas illegal

eases up on weed arrests makes large sodas illegal

Raises taxes to improve education. Spends taxpayer money on marble swimming pool.

Raises taxes to improve education. Spends taxpayer money on marble swimming pool.

Tells wife he's in Zurich. Is attending Mardi Gras party in local family's back yard.

Tells wife he's in Zurich. Is attending Mardi Gras party in local family's back yard.

Vote Quimby! Graft you can believe in! At least I'm honest about my prostitutes and corruption!

Vote Quimby! Graft you can believe in! At least I'm honest about my prostitutes and corruption!
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