I wish I was your Differential equation homework because then I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk

I wish I was your Differential equation homework because then I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk - I wish I was your Differential equation homework because then I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk  Pickup Line Scientist

If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me:  smooth or rough?

HEY GIRL, DO YOU LOVE WATER? That means you love 80 % of me.

HEY GIRL, DO YOU LOVE WATER? That means you love 80 % of me.

I wish I was your Differential equation homework because then I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk

I wish I was your Differential equation homework because then I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk

You don't need a Rockwell test to characterize MY hardness and penetration depth

You don't need a Rockwell test to characterize MY hardness and penetration depth

You must be a redstone torch 'Cause my piston just activated

You must be a redstone torch 'Cause my piston just activated

Baby I’ll treat you like my homework I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long

Baby I’ll treat you like my homework I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long

My wavelength might be short But the frequency is outta this world

My wavelength might be short But the frequency is outta this world

If there really is an infinite number of universes We're already having sex in at least one.

If there really is an infinite number of universes We're already having sex in at least one.

Are you a 90 degree angle? Cuz you lookin right

Are you a 90 degree angle? Cuz you lookin right

I wish I were DNA helicase So I could unzip your genes

I wish I were DNA helicase So I could unzip your genes

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