"only a sith deals in absolutes" Deals in absolutes

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"only a sith deals in absolutes" Deals in absolutes

Kept your father's lightsaber for you Sliced him in half to get it

Kept your father's lightsaber for you Sliced him in half to get it

Knorr! I loved you,you were my brother. You were supposed to flavor my food, not poison it!

Knorr! I loved you,you were my brother. You were supposed to flavor my food, not poison it!

only a sith deals in absolutes

only a sith  deals in absolutes

"if you strike me down, i shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine" ghost

I don't always make the call of the Krayt Dragon But when I do, I sound like I'm having an orgasm

I don't always make the call of the Krayt Dragon But when I do, I sound like I'm having an orgasm

"These aren't the droids you're looking for. " They are

Offers to buy you a drink Chops off your arm

Offers to buy you a drink Chops off your arm

Tells you the truth from a certain point of view

Tells you the truth from a certain point of view

Luke: But you said he killed my father! poetry bitch

Luke: 
But you said he killed my father! poetry bitch
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