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If you have ever stopped at a red light, you are an atheist; because you’re not counting on God to not drive the fucking semi into the side of your fucking car. You are counting on common sense and logic. If you’ve ever taken a pill; if you

If you have ever stopped at a red light, you are an atheist; because you’re not counting on God to not drive the fucking semi into the side of your fucking car. You are counting on common sense and logic. If you’ve ever taken a pill; if you - If you have ever stopped at a red light, you are an atheist; because you’re not counting on God to not drive the fucking semi into the side of your fucking car. You are counting on common sense and logic. If you’ve ever taken a pill; if you Why I Love Penn Jillette

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If you have ever stopped at a red light, you are an atheist; because you’re not counting on God to not drive the fucking semi into the side of your fucking car. You are counting on common sense and logic. If you’ve ever taken a pill; if you

If you have ever stopped at a red light, you are an atheist; because you’re not counting on God to not drive the fucking semi into the side of your fucking car. You are counting on common sense and logic. If you’ve ever taken a pill; if you

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"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws" -Penn Jillette

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Just more modern, not more crazy, than other religions.

Just more modern, not more crazy, than other religions.

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If you don't expect a god to perform a completely random, specific act that is in no way promised by any religion, most of which stress mortals having free will.... it is impossible to believe in any form of intelligent higher power influencing the unive

If you don't expect a god to perform a completely random, specific act that is in no way promised by any religion, most of which stress mortals having free will....

it is impossible to believe in any form of intelligent higher power influencing the unive

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*Unless she's that tiny frail woman who cares for your father at the nursing home with complete ethical professionalism. Then, you can punch her in the face until she agrees with you. It's never OK to violently force your personal philosophical ideologies

*Unless she's that tiny frail woman who cares for your father at the nursing home with complete ethical professionalism. Then, you can punch her in the face until she agrees with you. It's never OK to violently force your personal philosophical ideologies

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