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Dad! This teacher at school won't stop picking on me in class. What do you think I'm going to say? But... Get a roll of duct-tape, a chainsaw, and a shitload of garbage bags. I'll make sure there's gas in the car. The only solution to this is murder.

Dad! This teacher at school won't stop picking on me in class. What do you think I'm going to say? But... Get a roll of duct-tape, a chainsaw, and a shitload of garbage bags. I'll make sure there's gas in the car. The only solution to this is murder. - Dad! This teacher at school won't stop picking on me in class. What do you think I'm going to say? But... Get a roll of duct-tape, a chainsaw, and a shitload of garbage bags. I'll make sure there's gas in the car. The only solution to this is murder. Stare Dad
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Dad, boys are in the back yard!!! How many? All of them... MY MILKSHAKES!!!!

Dad, boys are in the back yard!!! How many? All of them... MY MILKSHAKES!!!!
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Dad, Lizzy's teasing me! Hit her. Now she's crying. Hit her again.

Dad, Lizzy's teasing me! Hit her. Now she's crying. Hit her again.
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Dad, you should really quit smoking. It's bad for you Grandpa lived till he was 102 Did he smoke? No, he just knew how to mind his fucking business.

Dad, you should really quit smoking. It's bad for you Grandpa lived till he was 102 Did he smoke? No, he just knew how to mind his fucking business.
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Dad! I got in a fight at school today! How does your mother feel about it? Scared... OFF TO BEL AIR!

Dad! I got in a fight at school today! How does your mother feel about it? Scared... OFF TO BEL AIR!
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Dad, whats the point of praying if God already has a divine plan? Dont question Gods word. But I thought- YOU DID WHAT?

Dad, whats the point of praying if God already has a divine plan? Dont question Gods word. But I thought- YOU DID WHAT?
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Dad! Mom's out clubbing again! Doesn't bother me.. She took the corvette That bitch

Dad! Mom's out clubbing again! Doesn't bother me.. She took the corvette That bitch
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Dad, I wanna go on adventures I was an adventurer once... Then you took an arrow... THEN THE CONDOM BROKE

Dad, I wanna go on adventures I was an adventurer once... Then you took an arrow... THEN THE CONDOM BROKE
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Dad, my pet rabbit died! Tell your mother to cancel dinner reservations. What? Tell her.

Dad, my pet rabbit died! Tell your mother to cancel dinner reservations. What? Tell her.
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Dad, why am I half dog? Because your mother was a bitch I don't get it. I fucked a dog.

Dad, why am I half dog? Because your mother was a bitch I don't get it. I fucked a dog.
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Dad, there's no original content or upvotes! Wait for the Americans to wake up. They're playing Skyrim Good God We're Doomed.

Dad, there's no original content or upvotes! Wait for the Americans to wake up. They're playing Skyrim Good God We're Doomed.
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