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don't get pregnant hunny

HEY HUNNY DON'T GO HOOKING IT WILL GET YA PREGGY Actual Advice Mallard

If you wanna start a debate with a photo...

REMEMBER THIS: THERE ARE ONLY TWO SIDES IN A WAR. Actual Advice Mallard

If youre going to dwell and deba

IF YOU'RE GOING TO DWELL AND DEBATE AND ISSUE AT LEAST MAKE SURE ITS IMPORTANT  Actual Advice Mallard

duck

I SWAM AND THEY MAKE A SONG FOR ME Actual Advice Mallard

charlie pride

MY TIME DAYS ON EARTH ARE NUMBERED PIX AND JAMES ARE GONNA KILL US!!!! Actual Advice Mallard

You Need To Prepare

YOU NEED TO PREPARE TRAIN WITH MAD DUCK YOU MUST Actual Advice Mallard

Weekend Email

SEND EMAILS ON THE WEEKEND TO AVOID PEOPLE RESPONDING TOO FAST Actual Advice Mallard

Friendzone isn't that bad

A BOYFRIEND MAY LAST FOR A TIME, BUT A REAL FRIEND WILL LAST FOREVER Actual Advice Mallard

For those who don't swim in the ocean much

WHEN CAUGHT IN A RIP CURRENT SWIM PARALLEL OR DIAGONAL TO THE SHORE Actual Advice Mallard

Working from Home

IF YOU GET THE OPPORTUNITY TO WORK FROM HOME FOR A DAY ACTUALLY WORK HARD AND THEY MIGHT LET YOU WORK FROM HOME AGAIN IN THE FUTURE Actual Advice Mallard