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Its POODIEPIE

U SAY DUCK I SAY,

Sims gratis!

¿ECHAS DE MENOS LOS SIMS 2? PON I-LOVE-THE-SIMS COMO CÓDIGO EN ORIGIN Actual Advice Mallard

Trust me, I work in a store.

IF YOU BUY SOMETHING FROM A STORE, MAKE SURE TO WASH IT FIRST. IT'S PROBABLY BEEN DROPPED ON THE FLOOR MORE THAN ONCE. Actual Advice Mallard

There Can Be Only One

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE DUCK FACE Actual Advice Mallard

If you get flustered when you have to leave a voicemail

IF YOU THINK YOU WILL GO TO VOICEMAIL WRITE DOWN WHAT NEEDS TO BE SAID BEFOREHAND Actual Advice Mallard

Word of Advice

WORD OF ADVICE: I WOULDN'T COME TO CLASS UNPREPARED IF I WERE YOU... Actual Advice Mallard

old people

SEND AN OLDER RELATIVE A THANK YOU CARD, EVEN FOR THE SMALLEST AMOUNTS OF MONEY NEXT TIME THEY GIVE YOU SOMETHING, IT WILL BE DOUBLE WHAT THEY GAVE YOU BEFORE Actual Advice Mallard

HMMM...TODAY I MUST ADVISE YOU TO DRAW A PICTURE OF ME FOR 60 SECONDS

HMMM... TODAY I MUST ADVISE YOU TO DRAW A PICTURE OF ME FOR 60 SECONDS Actual Advice Mallard

For beckys grats

NEED SWIMMING HELP? BECKY CAN HELP! Actual Advice Mallard

I am a duck I am duck dynasty

I AM A DUCK I AM DUCK DYNASTY Actual Advice Mallard