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Loot palace loot

THIS IS WHAT I GOT FROM LOOT PALACE Actual Advice Mallard

Duck Fuck

QUACK QUACK Actual Advice Mallard

Take care of yourself

MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T BE SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOUR LIFE IF YOU STOPPED WAITING FOR OTHERS TO FIX IT FOR YOU. Actual Advice Mallard

Dear Parents

WHEN YOUR CHILD ASKS A LEGITIMATE QUESTION DON'T LAUGH AT THEM WHILE ANSWERING SAID QUESTION Actual Advice Mallard

Duck Statistics

14% OF ALL DEATHS IN THE U.S. ARE DUCK RELATED. DUCKS ARE THE REAL ENEMY. Actual Advice Mallard

DUCK

U HOUSTONIANS SPENT ALL THAT MONEY TO SEE JAY-Z & BEYONCE BUT WILL B DUCKING RENT ON THE 1ST OF THE MONTH. Actual Advice Mallard

Ice Current!!!

WANT A COLD AND EASY BEVERAGE???? SPLIT THE BEVERAGE INTO ICE TRAYS, IT WILL DISOLVE WITHOUT THE HORRIBLE ICY TASTE, JUST PURE COLD DRINKS Actual Advice Mallard

Ice Coffee To Go!!!!

DOES ICE COFFEE TASTE BAD WHEN YOU PUT ICE CUBES IN THE CUP?? INSTEAD OF PUTTING WATER IN AN ICE CUBE TRAY, PUT IN THE COFFEE IT WILL GRADUALLY DISSOLVE WITH THE HOT WATER AND WILL TASTE BETTER Actual Advice Mallard

People who have problems with ketchup on their hands will have problems with "dirt".

ASK PEOPLE WHO COVER THEIR FRIES IN KETCHUP TO DO SOMETHING QUESTIONABLE THEY DON'T MIND GETTING THEIR HANDS DIRTY Actual Advice Mallard

kAPPAchinoalpatshino dota

RELIGION ISN'T BAD  PEOPLE WHO ABUSE IT FOR POWER AND WEALTH ARE Actual Advice Mallard