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Rain Sucks

I AM SO GLAD ITS RAINING.... SAID NO ONE IN MANITOBA EVER!! Actual Advice Mallard

Cali EQ 2014

IN CALFORNIA, IF A HOUSE IS A ROCKIN' DO GO A KNOCKIN' IT COULD BE AN EARTHQUAKE AND SOME COULD BE IN LEGITIMATE NEED OF ASSISTANCE.  Actual Advice Mallard

Yoohoo, art fanatics!

PROBLEMS WITH FAN ART? DO IT BY YOURSELF AT HOME. THAT WILL BRING CREATIVITY IN REALITY IF YOU DON'T NEED/HAVE TECHNOLOGIES. Actual Advice Mallard

not even mad

IF YOUR COWORKER TELLS YOU TO NOT BRING A LUNCH... BRING ONE JUST IN CASE THEY FORGET ABOUT YOU. Actual Advice Mallard

SMOOTH MAN 45.0

LOOK, THE ADVICE DUCK HAS SOMETHING TO  SAY HES TELLING ALL FEMALES TO SEND RYOICHI TSUNKINO EXPLICIT PICTURES OF THEIR REAR END Actual Advice Mallard

tool shaft in a pool raft

DON'T PUT YOUR TOOL SHAFT IN A POOL RAFT Actual Advice Mallard

the ugly duckling

HEY WERE ARE THE OUTHER DUCKS  IM NOT THE UGLY DUCKLING Actual Advice Mallard

You ducker

YOU DUCKER! Actual Advice Mallard

Catchy title.

JUDGE MALLARD PRESIDING  Actual Advice Mallard

Life instantly changed

IF A MOSQUITO BITES YOU   DONT SCRATCH. THE BODY WILL RELEASE ANTIBODIES, AND WILL ITCH EVEN MORE. Actual Advice Mallard