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Actual Advice Mallard

My dad just told me this yesterday, never has anything made so much sense to me.

A MAN IS JUDGED BY HOW HE IS SEEN IN THE EYES OF HIS FAMILY. NOT HIS PEERS. Actual Advice Mallard
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why so rude

JUST CAUSE I LOOK CUTE AND CUDDLY THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WANT A CUDDLE Actual Advice Mallard
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That IS an option.

IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD CONTRACEPTION YOURSELF DON'T HAVE SEX. Actual Advice Mallard
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Save yourself

NEVER TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND SHE HAS A CELEBRITY DOPPLEGANGER EVEN IF YOU THINK THEY LOOK REALLY GOOD, YOUR GIRLFRIEND MIGHT NOT Actual Advice Mallard
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All about certification

HAVING A CERTIFICATION DOESN'T MEAN YOU AUTOMATICALLY KNOW EVERYTHING YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE A CERTIFICATION TO BE KNOWLEDGEABLE Actual Advice Mallard
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We make writers

MOREHEAD WRITING PROJECT THE ONLY PROFESSIONAL DEVELOPMENT YOU WILL EVER NEED Actual Advice Mallard
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Drives me nuts when people pronounce it wrong.

IT'S WIMBLEDON NOT WIMBLETON Actual Advice Mallard
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xin tha cho em

NO VI TO BO TÓT Actual Advice Mallard
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Some AAM job advice

IN A JOB INTERVIEW, IF THEY ASK FOR A WEAKNESS, GIVE THEM SOMETHING NO ONE IS GOOD AT, LIKE TIME MANAGEMENT Actual Advice Mallard
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Stop spending before you get the money

REFRAIN FROM ENUMERATING YOUR POULTRY PRIOR TO THEIR EMERGENCE FROM THEIR CALCIFIED ENCLOSURES Actual Advice Mallard
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