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Happy Canada Day!

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 THE PARROT COULDN'T BE HERE TO CONGRATULATE YOU, PAULEY...BUT HE WANTED ME TO ASK YOU,

SIMPLE AND EFFECTIVE TRICK! :D

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It's OK Clary

WE HAVE JACE WAYLAND LEAVE THE BREAD AND BACK AWAY SLOWLY  Actual Advice Mallard

BEWARE THE DUCKS

JACE IF YOU WANT TO SEE HIM AGAIN, YOU NEVER SAW ME Actual Advice Mallard

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THE GIRLS IN THE COMMENT SECTION ARE ACTUALLY ATTENTION WHORE MALES Actual Advice Mallard

Allergies SUCK

IF YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO A MAJOR FOOD OR FOOD BASE BRING YOUR OWN FOOD  Actual Advice Mallard

Realized I was a bit whiffy at work

IF YOU HAVE SMELLY ARMPITS AND NO DEODORANT DAB ON HAND SANITIZER. IT KILLS THE BACTERIA ELIMINATES THE SMELL Actual Advice Mallard

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COME TO AUSXTIN'S HOIUSE Actual Advice Mallard