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For incoming college freshman

NEVER CREATE AN ONLINE ACCOUNT USING YOUR COLLEGE EMAIL ADDRESS YOU WILL REGRET IT APPROXIMATELY 4+ YEARS FROM NOW WHEN YOU CAN'T LOG IN Actual Advice Mallard

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Don't be an asshole.

INSTEAD OF PUTTING CRUMPLED MONEY ON THE COUNTER PUT IT LAID OUT IN CASHIER'S HAND Actual Advice Mallard

Don't be an asshole.

INSTEAD OF PUTTING CRUMPLED MONEY ON THE COUNTER PUT IT LAID OUT IN THE CHASIER'S HAND Actual Advice Mallard

Not Shit.

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if you plan on having kids and take them out in public

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