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That's how you learn!

IT'S PERFECTLY FINE TO CORRECT PEOPLE JUST DON'T BE A DICK ABOUT IT Actual Advice Mallard

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GIVE GÍSLI ALL THE FOOD HE IS ALLWAYS HUNGRY Actual Advice Mallard

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GIVE GÍSLI ALL THE TIP  HE WILL BE VERY HAPPY  Actual Advice Mallard

How to save money.

IF YOU BUY SOMETHING YOU DON'T NEED BECAUSE IT'S ON SALE YOU ARE STILL LOSING MONEY Actual Advice Mallard

It's not that hard to do...

WHETHER YOU'RE AT THE MOVIES, CHURCH, FUNERAL, ETC... MUTE YOUR CELL PHONE Actual Advice Mallard

If you're gonna make a meme about placid

IF YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A MEME ABOUT PLACID MAKE SURE IT HURTS HIS FEELINGS Actual Advice Mallard

preech

IF YOU CAN'T HAVE A DRINK AT YOUR WEDDING  YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO BE GETTING MARRIED. Actual Advice Mallard

Fuck everyone

IF SOMEONE HAS AN STD... KILL THEM! SAVE THE WORLD FROM STD'S! Actual Advice Mallard

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SORRY GWEN, EVERYONE KNOWS I'M LENA'S SUGA MUFFIN Actual Advice Mallard

Depending on the situation, it can stress them out or freak them out

DON'T TELL SOMEONE THEY'RE NEXT WHEN THEY AREN'T NEXT Actual Advice Mallard