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You're 13? put your tits away

YOU'RE 13? BUT YOUR TITS AWAY Actual Advice Mallard

GIRLFRIEND ADVICE

IF YOUR GF LIES TO HER PARENTS WHILE SHE IS WITH YOU EXPECT HER TO LIE YOU WHILE SHE IS WITH SOMEONE ELSE Actual Advice Mallard

Skip leg day

IT'S OK TO SKIP LEG DAY WHEN YOU HAVE DIARRHEA Actual Advice Mallard

It's hygienic, fun and you don't have to worry about the mess

WHEN YOUR GF IS ON HER PERIOD GET SEXY WITH HER IN THE SHOWER! Actual Advice Mallard

1 in 5 kids fit this description

IF YOU PLAN TO SPANK YOUR KIDS, MAKE SURE THEY DONT HAVE A HIGHLY SENSITIVE TEMPERAMENT HS KIDS RESPOND WELL TO OTHER FORMS OF DISCIPLINE BUT CAN BE SEVERELY TRAUMATIZED BY A SPANK Actual Advice Mallard

Raping time!

DACA VREI SA ASCULTI MUZICA LINISTIT IESI DE PE FACEBOOK Actual Advice Mallard

Midu Trần

NGẴU NGON HÎT NA CÃ NHÀ Actual Advice Mallard

Hole, underwear, gym men's locker

REALISE YOU HAVE A HOLE IN YOUR UNDERWEAR, JUST BEHIND THE ASS AVOID AWKWARDNESS BY TAKING THEM OFF, AND MAKE OTHERS FEEL LIKE A BUNCH OF SHY PUSSIES Actual Advice Mallard

This is relevant.

IF YOUR GF SEEMS UPSET AND ANGRY FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON FEED HER Actual Advice Mallard

What evolution is.

EVOLUTION: VARIANCES IN ALLELE FREQUENCY IN A POPULATION OVER SUCCESSIVE GENERATIONS. IT IS NOT A FISH ACCIDENTALLY THINKING HIMSELF UP SOME LEGS AND GIVING BIRTH TO A DUCK. Actual Advice Mallard