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My Grandfather died a week ago and these were his last words.

ALWAYS LISTEN TO THE ADVICE OF RANDOM INTERNET PICS. ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY HAVE A FANCY TITLE! Actual Advice Mallard

hell yes!

      IF IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY          PARTY LIKE HELL!! Actual Advice Mallard

cold duck

THIS WATER IS COLD  Actual Advice Mallard

palkar mallard

STAY FOR LONGER HOURS IN OFFICE BETTER THAN GETTING TOASTED IN THE SUN Actual Advice Mallard

Clan wars

ALWAYS FIGHT IN CLAN WARS Actual Advice Mallard

What would be your song?

WISH I WERE IN A MOVIE. SO I CAN LEARN THE WHOLE UNIT IN A 2 MINUTES MONTAGE Actual Advice Mallard

Wheee !!!

WHEN OLIVIA GOES TO BED SHE PAINTS ME !! Actual Advice Mallard

Don't want to be caught in a bad situation

IF YOU HAVE THE CHOICE TO GO PEE NOW OR LATER GO PEE NOW Actual Advice Mallard

Cold Water Challenge

IT WOULD BE BETTER TO ACTUALLY MAKE A DONATION THAN TO GET OUT OF IT BY GETTING COLD WATER POURED ON YOU! Actual Advice Mallard

If you are complaining about not having a girlfriend

IF YOU ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT NOT HAVING A GIRLFRIEND YOU WILL NEVER FIND ONE Actual Advice Mallard