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exam advice haha

YOU SHOULD READ ALL THE QUESTIONS IN YOUR EXAM BEFORE ANSWERING THE QUESTIONS Actual Advice Mallard

to all parents out there

CLEAN UP AFTER YOUR CHILD AT A RESTAURANT,INCLUDING THE FLOOR YOU ARE FORCING THE SERVER WHO YOU MOST LIKELY UNDER TIPPED TO CLEAN UP YOUR CHILDS MESS.EVERY SERVER HATES THIS.  Actual Advice Mallard

A time we want to forget. Don't ask.

IF YOU SEE SOMEONE WHO HAS SCARS FROM SELF HARM DON'T ASK Actual Advice Mallard

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DON'T TAKE ADVICE OFF OF THE INTERNET BECAUSE IT WILL MOST LIKELY CONTRADICT ITSELF Actual Advice Mallard

Clean your penis!

WIFE INFORMED ME MALE HORSES PENISES  MUST BE CLEANED MANUALLY AND OFTEN Actual Advice Mallard

Saddle Bronc Riding

YOU SHOULD BUY YOUR BRONC RIDING BOOTS A SIZE LARGER THAN YOU WOULD NORMALLY WEAR TO PREVENT YOUR FEET FROM GETTING CAUGHT IN YOUR STIRRUPS FOR TOO LONG IN CASE YOU HANG UP Actual Advice Mallard

Saddle Bronc Riding

YOU SHOULD BUY YOUR BRONC RIDING BOOTS HALF A SIZE LARGER THAN YOU WOULD NORMALLY RARE TO REDUCE THE CHANCE OF YOUR FEET GETTING CAUGHT IN THE STIRRUPS FOR TOO LONG IN THE EVENT OF A HANG UP Actual Advice Mallard

wont work completely but it'll fix it abit, works on other stuff too

IF YOU GET A TAN ON YOUR FEET FROM WEARING SANDALS PUT THEM ON, SPRAY YOUR FEET WITH THE SANDALS ON THEN TAKE THEM OF AND SUNBATHE Actual Advice Mallard

would you like?

 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CHEESE WITH THAT WHINE? Actual Advice Mallard

Ducky times

I'M A DUCK ...QUACK Actual Advice Mallard